Which photographer or artist do you most admire?
Joel-Peter Witkin.
What artwork, where money is no object, would you like to hang on your wall?
The Tower of Babel by Pieter Bruegel.
What is the worst commission you have ever had?
Any one of the "Friends Weddings' I have done.
What is the best commission you have ever had?
A mundane Photoshop job that allowed me travel the world working via the internet.
Which famous artists, living or dead, would you invite to a dinner party?
Joel-Peter Witkin, Francis Bacon, Hieronymus Bosch, and Grayson Perry in his best frock to add a touch of glamour.
When are you at your happiest?
When I achieve any successes with my work.
What is your most treasured possession?
An eye for composition.
What book are you reading at the moment?
The Complete Sherlock Holmes by Conan Doyle.
What made you laugh recently?
www.thedailymash.co.uk
What really winds you up?
Waiting.
What would your dream project be?
To photograph the history of mankind via a time machine.
What do you do when not working?
Sulk.
Where do you get your inspiration from?
An overwhelming desire not to be mediocre.
What music would you like played at your funeral?
I won't be thinking about that, hopefully, for quite some time..
