Which photographer or artist do you most admire?
Elliott Erwitt.
What artwork, where money is no object, would you like to hang on your wall?
"Day Pool with 3 Blues" by David Hockney.
What is the worst commission you have ever had?
A dry wedding.
What is the best commission you have ever had?
I tend to get something out of all of them, otherwise I would be perpetually unhappy. However the clown convention in Bognor is sort of up there.
Which famous artists, living or dead, would you invite to a dinner party?
Peter Cook, Spike Milligan, Noel Fielding, Julian Barratt, Paul Strand, Weegee, Bill Brandt and Beryl Cook, Just a boys night out.
When are you at your happiest?
In water, any water, preferably in Piestany in Slovakia.
What is your most treasured possession?
My children's voices.
What book are you reading at the moment?
I aint, I dont.
What made you laugh recently?
Flight of the Conchords, again.
What really winds you up?
Most things I spare a thought for.
What would your dream project be?
I'm living it.
What do you do when not working?
Aim to please others.
Where do you get your inspiration from?
A good drink, or a good argument or both.
How you would you like to be remembered?
As the oldest person who ever lived.
What music would you like played at your funeral?
Voodoo Child and the Morrissey track with the ten ton truck. Oh now you've got me started...
